Defending Her Honor

From the Sooner State, comes this touching tale.

Police reports show at approximately 10:30 p.m. Dec. 24 officers were called to the 900 block of Chisholm Road. Upon arrival, the officers spoke with a witness who told them he saw Scoggin on surveillance video with his pants around his ankles and holding a goat down. The witness told police Scoggin was "obviously having sexual intercourse with the goat." The reporting party told police he then grabbed his gun and ran to the barn.

Ostensibly, to defend the goat's honor...

The reporting party told police this is not the first time this has happened to their goats.

So this is common in Oklahoma? 

Maybe the goat was asking for it?

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