From the Sooner State, comes this touching tale.
Police reports show at approximately 10:30 p.m. Dec. 24 officers were
called to the 900 block of Chisholm Road. Upon arrival, the officers
spoke with a witness who told them he saw Scoggin on surveillance video
with his pants around his ankles and holding a goat down. The witness
told police Scoggin was "obviously having sexual intercourse with the
goat." The reporting party told police he then grabbed his gun and ran
to the barn.
Ostensibly, to defend the goat's honor...
The reporting party
told police this is not the first time this has happened to their goats.
So this is common in Oklahoma?
Maybe the goat was asking for it?