Of course there's this.
Cruz later launched an "emergency" campaign to fundraise against the "liberal media" he said attacked his daughters.
Your honor, I beg the court for mercy in my sentence for my conviction of the murder of my parents. I am, afterall, an orphan...
It isn't fair to the children though, look who their father is. And their mother, I can't fathom the type of deranged sociopath that would look at Ted Cruz and see a potential breeding mate.