I don't bring up Fuckface von Clownstick much, because he's exactly what it says on the tin: a skin sack full of fetid garbage with an ego the size of Mars, who happens to be about as sharp as a sock full of soup.
So "schlonged" is how he characterizes Hillary Clinton's losing to Barack Obama in the 2008 primaries. Turns out, he might not have made that up off the cuff.
Not to make too fine a point of it, but when I was growing up on Long
Island, not too far from where Donald Trump grew up and around the same
time, "shlonged" was a pretty commonplace verb meaning, roughly,
"thoroughly defeated." It had nothing to do, at least in the minds of
anyone I knew, with the Yiddish noun shlong, meaning penis.
I guess we can be thankful that he said schlonged and not Donkey Punched.