2015-12-18

This is Why I Fucking Hate Michigan




Brick Dick aside,  Michigan is fucked.  There are small pockets of civilization around Detroit, Lansing, Saginaw, Ann Arbor and other major cities, but is Missi-fucking-ssippi everywhere else.

This is the kind of thing that michiganders (the small m is deliberate, like god instead of God), routinely do.

I remember that while a student a Eastern Michigan University, shortly after 9/11, some redneck was injured when he tried to shoot up the fucking shriners of all organizations, because "Moslem Temple."

Now this fucking retard had the gun stowed away in the waistband of his sweatpants.  SWEATPANTS!  So when the gun falls, because SWEATPANTS (I mean seriously!), it goes off, hitting him in the thigh and requiring a hospital visit.

Channel 7 Detroit was forced to remind its viewers that the Shriners are a charitable organization, and  are in no way associated with the Islamic religion that night.

...Though my inner feminist is delighted to see us inching closer toward equality in the randomly shooting at people for no fucking reason department.*

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* It really isn't.

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