God forsaken pisshole

Aka, Schenectady, New York.

Garbage day today.  Related shopping list:
Go ahead and root through my trash again.  I dare you.  You won't survive the encounter.

To those of you out there too thick to understand what I'm implying:  My garbage can was stolen from the curb overnight.   If I catch anybody stopping in front of my house to look through my recycling or grab any other trash, I am going to beat them to death with a baseball bat.

EDIT: it was probably wind.  Still, though, fuck with my garbage and I will drop you.

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