Aka, Schenectady, New York.
Garbage day today. Related shopping list:
To those of you out there too thick to understand what I'm implying: My garbage can was stolen from the curb overnight. If I catch anybody stopping in front of my house to look through my recycling or grab any other trash, I am going to beat them to death with a baseball bat.
EDIT: it was probably wind. Still, though, fuck with my garbage and I will drop you.